Anyone that knows anything about S.E.M., Adsense, or "makin 'mo money on the internet" knows who ShoeMoney is. But why is The Schoe so popular? What makes us all want to be like him? What makes us want to shave our heads, check his blog every day and take his posts at DP Forums as gospel?
After many minutes of research, I have put together a comprehensive list of what makes us all live and breathe Jeremy Schoemaker:
Number 10: He's just a regular guy like you and me
He makes spelling and grammar errors in his blog (just like me!) and isn't afraid to admit it; He loves to veg out in front of the TV watching Lost and he has A.D.D. and can't hold a thought for more than a minute or two. Damn, just like me!
Number 9: He wears a lot of cool shirts and stuff
WTF, this guy gets more free T's, polo shirts and other cool-gear than anybody I know!
Number 8: Hot chicks seem to flock to him
This might be worth more than that giant Adsense check.
Number 7: He's got really hairy arms
...no doubt why the hot chicks flock to him.
Number 6: Hot chicks flock to him and his wife doesn't get pissed
This is what makes ShoeMoney my own personal hero. If I so much as even look in the direction of a hot chick I catch hell from my wife for days. I guess this should really be titled "ShoeMoney is not PW'd like I am"
Number 5: He has a really cool pic of a giant Adsense paycheck
Who wouldn't want one of those?!
Number 4: He drives a Hummer
Actually, maybe this is why the hot-chicks flock to him.
Number 3: He goes out of his way to help those less fortunate than him
Jeremy is all heart. Seriously though, he does help countless webmasters in the DP Forums.
Number 2: Despite his fame and fortune he has not lost his perspective
Mr. Schoe has not forgotten who he is, where he came from, or what is important in life. It would be very easy for someone as successful as ShoeMoney to become a Rich Jerk, but he seems to have kept his head about himself.
...And the NUMBER ONE REASON EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE SHOEMONEY:
I'll leave this one open to readers. Please post your reason(s) why Shoemoney is so popular.
I've been pretty busy over at the main site so haven't had much time to put anything into the blog lately. Server crashes, hack attempts, trolls, unhappy members - all part of the joy of keeping a busy website running.
All this week I'm on vacation and at home spending some quality time with the Baby-Geek (The Geek has to work, teeheehee). This afternoon the site is running smooth, and the Baby Geek is taking a nap so I decided to spend some time channel-surfing. As I'm flipping through my 149 channels I come across the old classic 12 Angry Men . Since I've never seen it before and since I have jury-duty in 2 weeks I thought I would give it a go. Well it turns out this is a pretty good movie. I wont go into a full review, but I liked it.
So as I'm watching Henry Fonda convince the 11 idiots in the room that they are wrong and he is right, I notice one very important detail:
Now, I don't watch Carson Daily very often, but sometimes as I'm working on the website late at night I'll flip channels and run across his late-night show (I don't even know what it's called) and I'll watch it for a minute or two. Since when I see Carson Daily I'm usually half-asleep, I thought I would use the Interwebs to find some pictures of him and compare them to Henry Fonda.
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